Don't you love birthday season? Its a time where I sit and contemplate...-
Congratulations! You've been alive for one more year and in that time, these are all the mistakes you have made! But don't worry, fotunately for you, we have given you ANOTHER year to screw up! FREE OF CHARGE!
-...I don't enjoy this time of year. Something always manages to go wrong. Someone always manages to forget. I hurt, I bleed and then I think, maybe I don't want another year maybe I shoud just end it...-
No refunds or exchanges. Warantity good for ONE year!
-...What a romantic way to meet death. Exit the same way you came in...-
Please enjoy this year and we do hope to see you again in the future! Thankyou for shopping in hell!
-...but of course propper young ladies musnt think such things.
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